The following states have diplomatic relations with The People's Republic of Ames. To establish relations, contact the Majordomo of State at state@tproa.net.
The Church of Our Lady of the Ethernet, Cabal of the Everlasting Blinkenlight
Let it be known, that on this day, THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF AMES, a disincorporated un-nation was formed, abiding by the following rules:
Nations of the World are asked to establish diplomatic channels by contacting the Majordomo of State at The Embassy, The People's Republic of Ames. Most Favored Nation Status and several lucrative treaties await those nations who act now.
Businesses dealing with The People's Republic of Ames may apply for Warrants of Appointment by contacting the Grand Flush of His Most Sublime Duckyness' Privy Council.
By my hand and seal, I do command this true this Prickle-Prickle, Confusion 3,
The Year of Our Lady of Discord 3167:
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His Most Sublime Duckyness The Left Honourable The Reverend Gord
D.r. St. Thomas L. Kula, GmPL, BS, KSC, GON, OFM, OFB, KEOLECEB:
By the Grace of Goddess Episkopos and Knight Eternal of the Order
of Our Lady of the Ethernet, Cabel of the Everlasting Blinkenlight;
The 0th 137th Iowa State University Louis P. Weatherbacker Weirdo
in Residence; Archchancellor of the Free Guild University of Quux;
Chairman of The Offcentral Committee of The People's Republic of
Ames; Lord Protector and Ambassador of The Holy Protectorate of
Duluth; Dictator of Drake University; Founding Member of the
Ancient and Right Society of Bitter but not Desperate Freebachelors;
Vice President of the Party; Patron Saint of Knowledge, Asshole
Town; Quaff of Nesbitts; Red Card Licensate; Patron of the White
Castle; Conquistador of the Crave Case; Mommy; Seeker of Ted; Keeper
of The Most Perfect Conversation Ever; Representative In This
Continuum For The Rock Which Does Not Move; Surge Master; Constable
of the Bac-n-Salt; Custodian of The Quote File; Vice President in
Charge of weights and measures and furry little animals, Jonny-Jon
Records; Lord of the Polka; Keeper of the Ancient Hardware;
Protector of the VAX; Defender of the Faith.